Collection: Nunya Whipts

Nunya Whipts

These spreads may look sweet, but they pack a punch. Whipped to perfection with bold flavors and zero manners. Every jar is a risk. A risk worth spreading.

🫐 Berry Legal

Smooth. Smart. Still dangerous.

Blueberries, lemon, and zero guilt. She keeps it classy while getting wild on toast. It’s not a crime if she leaves you wanting more.

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🍓 Berry Naughty

Sweet chaos in a jar.

Strawberries and trouble, whipped to misbehave. She doesn't spread evenly—and she doesn't care.

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🍯 Cin & Sugar

Warm, nostalgic... and a total liar.

This classic comfort combo hides a reckless streak. Great on toast. Better in questionable decisions.

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🧄 Onyo Knees

Balsamic Onion never felt so seductive.

Savory, bold, and unapologetically bossy. Best spread with confidence and a warning.

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☕ Espress-Ohh

Not safe for breakfast.

Dark roast drama with a smooth finish. Wakes you up—and possibly ruins you for regular coffee.

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🥃 Rummed & Reckless

Drips drama & Island Flavors like mango, banana, pineapple and of course a little actual rum.

Sticky, spicy, and just a little unhinged. A spread for pirates, poets, and post-brunch mistakes.

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Certified Not Organic - We like flavor, not compost.
Gluten-Forward - Full of gluten and full of attitude.
Cruelty Optional - Only cruel to bad taste.
Locally Grown… Elsewhere - Grown somewhere. Maybe locally.
Ethically Questionable - No children harmed. Just our credit scores.
Not Approved by Anyone - We asked. They said no.
Certified Not Organic - We like flavor, not compost.
Gluten-Forward - Full of gluten and full of attitude.
Cruelty Optional - Only cruel to bad taste.
Locally Grown… Elsewhere - Grown somewhere. Maybe locally.
Ethically Questionable - No children harmed. Just our credit scores.
Not Approved by Anyone - We asked. They said no.
Certified Not Organic - We like flavor, not compost.
Gluten-Forward - Full of gluten and full of attitude.
Cruelty Optional - Only cruel to bad taste.
Locally Grown… Elsewhere - Grown somewhere. Maybe locally.
Ethically Questionable - No children harmed. Just our credit scores.
Not Approved by Anyone - We asked. They said no.
Certified Not Organic - We like flavor, not compost.
Gluten-Forward - Full of gluten and full of attitude.
Cruelty Optional - Only cruel to bad taste.
Locally Grown… Elsewhere - Grown somewhere. Maybe locally.
Ethically Questionable - No children harmed. Just our credit scores.
Not Approved by Anyone - We asked. They said no.