Nunya Breads

👑 Madam Mable – The Original Sourdough

Mother dough. Head hoe. All rise.

Crusty, classic, and commanding respect with every slice. She raised the rest. They still rise for her.

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🥐 Berry Bad Influence

The kind of loaf that talks you into things.

Loaded with blueberries, plant-based cream cheese, and lemon zest. Tart, thicc, and a perfect match for Berry Naughty Jamboree.

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🧀 Goud Girl Gone Bad

It melts. It misbehaves. It knows it’s better than you.

Rich gouda. Sweet caramelized onions. Golden crust. She pairs with Onyo’ Knees and takes no responsibility for what happens next.

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🍌 Banana Baby Momma

She keeps showing up unwrapped.

Bananas, melty chocolate chips, buttery toffee, and a maple-drizzled crust. Sticky, soft, and totally reckless. Loves getting wild with Cin & Sugar.

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🍑 Peach Please

She’s sweet. She’s soft. She’s absolutely over it.

Juicy peaches, toasted pecans, brown sugar, oatmeal, and plant-based cream cheese baked into a golden thiccc cobbler loaf. Peachy perfection with Berry Naughty.

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🍫 Mistress Mocha

Dark. Bold. Will ruin your relationship with white bread.

Double chocolate, espresso, and full-bodied flavor. Fierce alone. Even better when paired with Espress-Ohh.

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🥕 Carrot Bae

Your momma wouldn’t approve of this carrot cake.

Carrot juice, plump raisins, cinnamon sugar swirl, and soft sourdough attitude. Moist and naughty with a classic twist. Definitely not church-approved.

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Certified Not Organic - We like flavor, not compost.
Gluten-Forward - Full of gluten and full of attitude.
Cruelty Optional - Only cruel to bad taste.
Locally Grown… Elsewhere - Grown somewhere. Maybe locally.
Ethically Questionable - No children harmed. Just our credit scores.
Not Approved by Anyone - We asked. They said no.
Certified Not Organic - We like flavor, not compost.
Gluten-Forward - Full of gluten and full of attitude.
Cruelty Optional - Only cruel to bad taste.
Locally Grown… Elsewhere - Grown somewhere. Maybe locally.
Ethically Questionable - No children harmed. Just our credit scores.
Not Approved by Anyone - We asked. They said no.
Certified Not Organic - We like flavor, not compost.
Gluten-Forward - Full of gluten and full of attitude.
Cruelty Optional - Only cruel to bad taste.
Locally Grown… Elsewhere - Grown somewhere. Maybe locally.
Ethically Questionable - No children harmed. Just our credit scores.
Not Approved by Anyone - We asked. They said no.
Certified Not Organic - We like flavor, not compost.
Gluten-Forward - Full of gluten and full of attitude.
Cruelty Optional - Only cruel to bad taste.
Locally Grown… Elsewhere - Grown somewhere. Maybe locally.
Ethically Questionable - No children harmed. Just our credit scores.
Not Approved by Anyone - We asked. They said no.