Blumpkin Spread
“The only blumpkin you’ll actually enjoy.”

Pumpkin spice just got dirty. This spread blends real pumpkin with warm cinnamon and spices, whipped into a creamy base that’s as bold as it is wrong. Sweet, smooth, and unapologetically filthy — Blumpkin Spread is fall flavor with a back-alley attitude.

Slather it on toast, swirl it through oatmeal, or dive in face-first straight from the jar. No judgment, no shame, no safe-for-work warning.

Handmade. Spiced. Wildly Spreadable.