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NUNYA WHIPTS

Butter-Infused & Barely Legal (Flavor-wise)

Nunya Café didn’t just make butter better—we weaponized it.

Available for pickup every Saturday at our Porch Pantry.
Pre-order by Thursday @ 11:59 PM.
Miss it? That’s on you, buttercup.

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Pull up, get out, and only take your stuff.

Choose quickly, these ladies go fast.
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Certified Not Organic - We like flavor, not compost.
Gluten-Forward - Full of gluten and full of attitude.
Cruelty Optional - Only cruel to bad taste.
Locally Grown… Elsewhere - Grown somewhere. Maybe locally.
Ethically Questionable - No children harmed. Just our credit scores.
Not Approved by Anyone - We asked. They said no.
Certified Not Organic - We like flavor, not compost.
Gluten-Forward - Full of gluten and full of attitude.
Cruelty Optional - Only cruel to bad taste.
Locally Grown… Elsewhere - Grown somewhere. Maybe locally.
Ethically Questionable - No children harmed. Just our credit scores.
Not Approved by Anyone - We asked. They said no.
Certified Not Organic - We like flavor, not compost.
Gluten-Forward - Full of gluten and full of attitude.
Cruelty Optional - Only cruel to bad taste.
Locally Grown… Elsewhere - Grown somewhere. Maybe locally.
Ethically Questionable - No children harmed. Just our credit scores.
Not Approved by Anyone - We asked. They said no.
Certified Not Organic - We like flavor, not compost.
Gluten-Forward - Full of gluten and full of attitude.
Cruelty Optional - Only cruel to bad taste.
Locally Grown… Elsewhere - Grown somewhere. Maybe locally.
Ethically Questionable - No children harmed. Just our credit scores.
Not Approved by Anyone - We asked. They said no.