Front: 🧑‍🌾 Stamped with pride and zero oversight.
Back: “Certified Organic* (*by our cousin Chad Organec)” — because when it comes to credentials, vibes matter more than regulations.

This tee is for the brave souls who’ve bought “raw” almond milk from a guy named Sky at a gas station farmers market and lived to tell the tale.

Made from 100% cotton and 0% USDA compliance, it’s soft, bold, and scientifically unverified — just like Chad’s soil samples.

Perfect for:

• People who think composting counts as a personality

• Brunch influencers who’ve never held a hoe (garden or otherwise)

• Anyone who’s ever whispered “heirloom” without knowing what it means

Slip it on, shrug off the standards, and let Chad be your guide.
It’s not certified by science.
It’s certified by Chad.