The Nunya Weekender Tote

For when your life’s a hot mess and you need a bag that can carry the weight — literally and emotionally.

This bad boy hauls it all: snacks, secrets, unwashed laundry, emotional baggage, and probably that one outfit you swear you’ll wear but won’t. Whether you're fleeing your ex, crashing a brunch, or just doing hoodrat stuff with your friends — this tote says “I’m chaotic, but I came prepared.”

It's not just a bag. It's a portable personality.

💅 Features (aka why it slaps):

• 100% Spun Polyester – Durable enough to survive a weekend with you.

• Loud-Ass Prints – Not for the subtle. This bag shouts.

• Thick Black Cotton Handles – Soft. Strong. Like your fake confidence.

• BIG AF (24" x 13") – Shove it all in. We don’t judge.

• Chic Black Lining – Sleek, mysterious, probably hiding crumbs.

🧽 Care Tips (Because Life’s Messy):

• Spot clean it.

• Air dry it.

• Don’t microwave it. (You’d be surprised.)

• Dry clean only if you're trying to impress someone.

Perfect for:
Beach days, gym trips, wine runs, emotional spirals, overnight oops, fake yoga retreats, and pretending to be organized. Also makes a killer gift for someone you love… or just tolerate.

Warning:
May cause bag envy, unsolicited compliments, and the sudden urge to book a chaotic getaway.