Product Description – “Locally Gaslit” Tee

Front: 🥬 Calm, collected, and completely full of it.
Back: “Farm-to-table? More like fridge-to-mouth.” — because your food journey begins with expired spinach and ends with denial.

This tee is a cozy lie you wear with pride. 100% cotton and 0% accountability, it’s perfect for anyone who claims they “eat clean” but hasn’t washed a vegetable since 2021.

Ideal for brunches where kombucha is mandatory and facts are optional, this shirt sends a clear message:
You know where your food comes from—emotionally manipulative small talk and vaguely remembered Pinterest boards.