Product Description – “Houseplant-Based” Tee
Front: 🪴 Minimalist plant flex. Maximum judgment.
Back: Vegan, but mean — because you didn’t cut out animal products to be nice about it.

This ultra-soft tee is made for those who whisper affirmations to their pothos while side-eyeing their neighbor’s grill. It’s breathable, comfortable, and 100% free of animal ingredients—and emotional stability.

Whether you’re leafing through a vegan cookbook or gaslighting your ficus into thriving, this shirt lets the world know:
You don’t eat meat, but you will destroy someone’s self-esteem.