Pre-Order Only for Farmers Market in Poplar Bluff (Pick Up Saturday mornings)

Pairs well with regret and margaritas.

She’s hot, cheesy, and absolutely not here for a long-term commitment. Loaded with jalapeños and unapologetically dripping with cheddar, this loaf will wreck your palate and ghost you by brunch.

Gluten-forward, emotionally unavailable, and definitely not mom-approved.

Serving Suggestion:
Toast her. Butter her. Whisper secrets to her in the dark. Just don’t introduce her to your parents.