Certified Not Organic - We like flavor, not compost.
Gluten-Forward - Full of gluten and full of attitude.
Cruelty Optional - Only cruel to bad taste.
Locally Grown… Elsewhere - Grown somewhere. Maybe locally.
Ethically Questionable - No children harmed. Just our credit scores.
Not Approved by Anyone - We asked. They said no.
Certified Not Organic - We like flavor, not compost.
Gluten-Forward - Full of gluten and full of attitude.
Cruelty Optional - Only cruel to bad taste.
Locally Grown… Elsewhere - Grown somewhere. Maybe locally.
Ethically Questionable - No children harmed. Just our credit scores.
Not Approved by Anyone - We asked. They said no.
Certified Not Organic - We like flavor, not compost.
Gluten-Forward - Full of gluten and full of attitude.
Cruelty Optional - Only cruel to bad taste.
Locally Grown… Elsewhere - Grown somewhere. Maybe locally.
Ethically Questionable - No children harmed. Just our credit scores.
Not Approved by Anyone - We asked. They said no.
Certified Not Organic - We like flavor, not compost.
Gluten-Forward - Full of gluten and full of attitude.
Cruelty Optional - Only cruel to bad taste.
Locally Grown… Elsewhere - Grown somewhere. Maybe locally.
Ethically Questionable - No children harmed. Just our credit scores.
Not Approved by Anyone - We asked. They said no.

Welcome

We’re a 100% plant-based cottage bakery built on carbs, chaos, and questionable life choices.

Come for the sourdough. Stay for the attitude.

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Nunya Breads

Nunya Breads

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Fresh Ingredients

What’s in it? Real stuff. Plant-based. Zero BS.

We keep it bold, clean, and real. Everything we make is 100% plant-based (yes, we include locally sourced honey — because we’re sweet like that). No dairy. No eggs. No junk. Just big flavor and badass ingredients from Oʻahu roots to Missouri markets.

We use:

Bananas, pineapples, coconuts, coffee, strawberries, chocolate, cherries, carrots, zucchini, locally sourced honey, baking powder, organic cane sugar, lemon, salt, vanilla, vanilla bean, flour, baking soda, and plant-based swaps like dairy-free milk and vegan cream cheese.

Some products may contain tree nuts, pecans, walnuts, or peanuts — so read the label before you go feral.

Allergens

Soy, Tree nuts, Wheat

We cannot guarantee that any of our products are allergen-free because we use shared equipment to store, prepare, and serve them. Customers with allergies can find ingredient information for products on the labels of our packaged products or online at NunyaCafe.com

What's Our Story

What the Hell is Nunya?

It started like all great bad ideas do — with a Firefighter and a Nurse making questionable decisions in paradise. Instead of relaxing, they decided to build a mouth-watering monstrosity of fermented dough and unapologetically thick Whipts.

One had a God complex about crust. The other couldn’t stop Whipping things into sinful, spreadable madness. Together, they summoned the chaos gods of carbs. And now they haunt your local farmer’s market like two possessed apron-wearing demons of deliciousness.

Whipt Jar Bread Prep Finished Loaf

We don’t do basic. We don’t do quiet. We do freakishly sexy sourdough and dangerously addictive Whipts that will make your grandma blush and your keto friend cry.

If it looks like bread, smells like a problem, and tastes like sin — yeah, that’s probably us. And no, we’re not sorry.

Founders Nunya Tent Setup Nunya Loaf

“Nunya” — Really?

Yeah. Nunya business. That’s the vibe. That’s the brand. That’s the energy we bring when we roll up with a trunk full of carbs and zero chill.

It’s sassy. It’s messy. It’s loud, lewd, and locally baked. Born in Oahu, raised in Missouri, and baked with the reckless passion of people who never asked permission.

If you’re looking for delicate, quiet baked goods that whisper sweet nothings to your tastebuds — keep walking. But if you’re down for a full-flavored back-alley brawl of bread and whipped chaos, welcome home.

This is Nunya. We bake it hot, crusty, and inappropriate. You’ll pretend it’s a gift — then eat the whole damn thing alone in your car.

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Testimonials

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Certified Not Organic - We like flavor, not compost.
Gluten-Forward - Full of gluten and full of attitude.
Cruelty Optional - Only cruel to bad taste.
Locally Grown… Elsewhere - Grown somewhere. Maybe locally.
Ethically Questionable - No children harmed. Just our credit scores.
Not Approved by Anyone - We asked. They said no.
Certified Not Organic - We like flavor, not compost.
Gluten-Forward - Full of gluten and full of attitude.
Cruelty Optional - Only cruel to bad taste.
Locally Grown… Elsewhere - Grown somewhere. Maybe locally.
Ethically Questionable - No children harmed. Just our credit scores.
Not Approved by Anyone - We asked. They said no.
Certified Not Organic - We like flavor, not compost.
Gluten-Forward - Full of gluten and full of attitude.
Cruelty Optional - Only cruel to bad taste.
Locally Grown… Elsewhere - Grown somewhere. Maybe locally.
Ethically Questionable - No children harmed. Just our credit scores.
Not Approved by Anyone - We asked. They said no.
Certified Not Organic - We like flavor, not compost.
Gluten-Forward - Full of gluten and full of attitude.
Cruelty Optional - Only cruel to bad taste.
Locally Grown… Elsewhere - Grown somewhere. Maybe locally.
Ethically Questionable - No children harmed. Just our credit scores.
Not Approved by Anyone - We asked. They said no.