The Champagne Room | Early Access Bread & Whipts for Nunya VIPs 🥂

“Wait… how the hell did *you* get in here?” Just kidding. Kind of. Welcome to the Nunya Champagne Room – where it is safe to put things in your mouth.

Confirm Order With Nicole Via Text after Submission (715-271-9955)

You came in the back... like how all the best stories start.

This isn’t a discount code. It’s not a loyalty program. It’s a bread-soaked velvet rope for the real ones. You’ve supported our weird, whippy dreams from the start—and for that, you get:

✨ Early access to drops
🍞 First dibs on loaves, whipts & chaos
🙈 Zero extra perks. Just priority and profanity.

You're not special because you're better. You're special because you stuck around.

Becky? She’s still outside asking if we’re gluten-free.
You? You’re already halfway through a Mistress Mocha Sourdough Loaf and regretting nothing.

 

Certified Not Organic - We like flavor, not compost.
Gluten-Forward - Full of gluten and full of attitude.
Cruelty Optional - Only cruel to bad taste.
Locally Grown… Elsewhere - Grown somewhere. Maybe locally.
Ethically Questionable - No children harmed. Just our credit scores.
Not Approved by Anyone - We asked. They said no.
Certified Not Organic - We like flavor, not compost.
Gluten-Forward - Full of gluten and full of attitude.
Cruelty Optional - Only cruel to bad taste.
Locally Grown… Elsewhere - Grown somewhere. Maybe locally.
Ethically Questionable - No children harmed. Just our credit scores.
Not Approved by Anyone - We asked. They said no.
Certified Not Organic - We like flavor, not compost.
Gluten-Forward - Full of gluten and full of attitude.
Cruelty Optional - Only cruel to bad taste.
Locally Grown… Elsewhere - Grown somewhere. Maybe locally.
Ethically Questionable - No children harmed. Just our credit scores.
Not Approved by Anyone - We asked. They said no.
Certified Not Organic - We like flavor, not compost.
Gluten-Forward - Full of gluten and full of attitude.
Cruelty Optional - Only cruel to bad taste.
Locally Grown… Elsewhere - Grown somewhere. Maybe locally.
Ethically Questionable - No children harmed. Just our credit scores.
Not Approved by Anyone - We asked. They said no.