Farmers Market Favs

🧺 Farmers Market Pre-Orders

Welcome to the carb cartel, tent edition. This is where you lock in your favorites before the market even opens — because waiting in line like a peasant is so last season.

Order by Wednesday at 5 PM and we’ll have your stash ready at our black booth of baked brilliance. Just swing by the Poplar Bluff Farmers Market, flash your name, order number or Costco card (we’re not picky), and collect your loot.

Zero awkwardness. No sellouts. All flavor.

Certified Not Organic - We like flavor, not compost.
Gluten-Forward - Full of gluten and full of attitude.
Cruelty Optional - Only cruel to bad taste.
Locally Grown… Elsewhere - Grown somewhere. Maybe locally.
Ethically Questionable - No children harmed. Just our credit scores.
Not Approved by Anyone - We asked. They said no.
Certified Not Organic - We like flavor, not compost.
Gluten-Forward - Full of gluten and full of attitude.
Cruelty Optional - Only cruel to bad taste.
Locally Grown… Elsewhere - Grown somewhere. Maybe locally.
Ethically Questionable - No children harmed. Just our credit scores.
Not Approved by Anyone - We asked. They said no.
Certified Not Organic - We like flavor, not compost.
Gluten-Forward - Full of gluten and full of attitude.
Cruelty Optional - Only cruel to bad taste.
Locally Grown… Elsewhere - Grown somewhere. Maybe locally.
Ethically Questionable - No children harmed. Just our credit scores.
Not Approved by Anyone - We asked. They said no.
Certified Not Organic - We like flavor, not compost.
Gluten-Forward - Full of gluten and full of attitude.
Cruelty Optional - Only cruel to bad taste.
Locally Grown… Elsewhere - Grown somewhere. Maybe locally.
Ethically Questionable - No children harmed. Just our credit scores.
Not Approved by Anyone - We asked. They said no.